Does This Blog Need Metamucil® To Make It Regular?

There once was a blogger who was far more likely to be attacked by a badger outside of a dimly lit Seven-Eleven due to a case of mistaken identity,1. than to than make a concerted effort to post a blog. But this person had a blog never-the-less... well, actually he had several blogs... umm, okay, technically he can think of at least 22 blogs that are still currently active under his pseudonym and password combinations,2. although it is important to make the distinction that only 17 or so have actually been logged in to and fiddled with in the past 6-8 months. What I'm trying to say is: Why is it that the sun continues to rise and set each day? Has it no shame?!? At least the moon disappears once a month.3. I mean, come on.

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1. This, hypothetically, would be because the badger was operating primarily on scent-related data and the victim may (or may not) have been wearing an article or two of clothing belonging to someone other than himself/herself, who might (or might not) have been in some sort of pseudo-drug trafficking/gun running altercation with the previously mentioned badger, three rather beefy looking groundhogs, and, allegedly, at least one well armed beaver. Helpful note: It is highly recommended by hospital staff and/or lawyers that the badger, if still attached, be decommissioned prior to entering the emergency room waiting area.

2. For this statement the author was not required to prove that he could recall all 22 pseudonym and password combinations to the degree that such accounts could be accessed. He was taken at his word that given a few days, he could work it out. Plus we concede that there could be as many as a dozen additional blog accounts that he can not recall at the moment.

3. The Moon, in my opinion, is the sexiest of all the planets. Conversely, I think the sun is the least sexy of all the light bulbs. I mean, great big lollipops people, can't we find a more efficient light source? Do you have any idea the sort of electric bill that thing causes.