So, at the beginning of the summer, I built my mother a garden pond complete with a waterfall and stream, right? (I'm such a good boy). Shortly thereafter we bought a half dozen tiny little goldfish (maybe an inch and a half long). Of the original half dozen, only two have survived the whole summer but have grown to a staggering 6+ inches long already. I was able to train them to come to me for feeding time very easily in a matter of three or four days. Having observed them for the whole summer though, I have been very surprised at how seemingly intelligent they are; how quickly they seem to learn new things. And these are not exceptional fish bred to perform circus tricks either. These are the common 28 cents each Wal-Mart variety goldfish. So, if you would like to help me decide what I should train them to do next, please take the accompanying survey on this page. And for those of you who don't believe goldfish can be trained, I am including the following video that should set you straight.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
The Piscine intellect
So, at the beginning of the summer, I built my mother a garden pond complete with a waterfall and stream, right? (I'm such a good boy). Shortly thereafter we bought a half dozen tiny little goldfish (maybe an inch and a half long). Of the original half dozen, only two have survived the whole summer but have grown to a staggering 6+ inches long already. I was able to train them to come to me for feeding time very easily in a matter of three or four days. Having observed them for the whole summer though, I have been very surprised at how seemingly intelligent they are; how quickly they seem to learn new things. And these are not exceptional fish bred to perform circus tricks either. These are the common 28 cents each Wal-Mart variety goldfish. So, if you would like to help me decide what I should train them to do next, please take the accompanying survey on this page. And for those of you who don't believe goldfish can be trained, I am including the following video that should set you straight.
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he is like, the fish whisperer!
I have trained the Koi fish at the Botanical Gardens to eat my spit. They are some bright mother fuckers.
P.S. In order to post this comment I had to type in wukjaup. I think that's my new form of martial arts I will start marketing with Chuck Freaking Norris.
ohh yeaaah, well, i have trained the piranhas at the n.y. aquarium to become vegetarians. they are now marketing this diet all over the world. i have cured fish obesity.
and that was my deleted comment above.
i am very disappointed to see that there are no counter-claims in this "who's who of fish training" war.
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