Le Boom

The following is excerpted from the unpublished script, Le Boom, penned by the mysterious writer/lothario, Hugh Manzuno.  All rights are maintained by the author.

No one suspected that the red ball was a bomb powerful enough to destroy all of France and part of Canada.

No one paid much attention to the red player, the mysterious Clint Eastwood-Poppins. This was France after all.

But the cigar smoking Mr. Eastwood-Poppins was full of nefarious thoughts.

The lone tree on the hill trembled with anxiety.

Even amongst the tree huggers, Lucian was considered very passionate.

Armed with a croquet mallet of death, the nefarious Clint Eastwood-Poppins was borne aloft by a menacing Southeasterly breeze. Meanwhile, Charles de Gaulle placed third.